Alex. 21. Lesbian. Gender queer. Hopeless.
I am stubborn, and I need someone that is willing to push back when I start to push them away. I have an amazing group of friends that I care deeply for, do not fuck with them. I am sweet, silly, and some say adorable.
You can expect Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Homestuck, Rizzoli & Isles, Hannah Hart, American Horror Story, Torchwood, My Little Pony, Glee, Xena, Avengers, and other fandoms on this blog.
the book 4 finale is gonna fuck me up so bad that im gonna have to take my own three year time skip to get my life back on track
being a fan of something and having a crap fandom is like standing in the middle of a party and everyone is loud, obnoxious and rude and occasionally spits acid in your face but your friends are there, the music is excellent, and there’s lots of food, and there’s great wifi so you don’t really wanna leave so you kind of just stand there going
I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.
If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women. You are not helping, you are not making satire. You are just being misogynist.
Yes, this includes you gay men.
okay im going to watch frozen
um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes
wheres the hole
the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
ill show YOU where the money went!
oh my god you guys
you people dont get sarcasm do you
how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour
because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things we can’t see
pink is the ambassador of an otherworldly and unknowable realm it is the most badass colour out there